Dreaming of Revelry

machistado:

I made, like, 20 of these and threw them up all over my mother’s house. I’m in my 20s. That’s what happens when you invite me to your house over Memorial Day weekend, suckas. 

machistado:

uptownbroadway:

thankyoubasedsantorum:

tishue:

i did it

i made the perfect polyvore set

this is MRA realness right now omg

i know guys who actually dress like this

do you understand how unfortunate that is?

I’ve never coughed up this much blood in my entire life. 

tastefullyoffensive:

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emptylivescanfillagain:

“We want happy paintings. Happy paintings. If you want sad things, watch the news.”

“We don’t make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.”

“Everybody needs a friend. Even a tree.”

“The truth is we tend to let people shuffle around from door to door because we haven’t integrated, … We have not been doing an adequate job for these people.”

“What we are trying to do is create a single access point that has no wrong door.”

“A lot of times we can get trees out without scarring other trees.”

“Get crazy with the brush!”

“He’s a crooked tree, we’ll send him to Washington.”

“We’re like drug dealers, come into town and get everybody absolutely addicted to painting. It doesn’t take much to get you addicted.”

http://www.bobrossquotes.com/text.php

machistado:

indianajosh:

iamnotjuthika:

can someone show me this video omg i want to see

LOLOLOL the video here for your viewing pleasure.

The sad thing is, despite the terribly simple bass line, not a single person was ever on beat.

Reminds me of this….

(Source: jerrymuffinbutt)

onedirectionwillonlybreakmyheart:

This is why I think Obama should rule the world.

(Source: zayn-is-vain-for-liam-payne)